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Janet Fitch, Paint It Black
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  • me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
  • murderer: ok
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  • dad: i don't understand why black guys love asian girls so much
  • mom: it's because we have nice hair. duh and it's real
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Happy birthday, Jack Barakat!
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